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What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail—just to start with . . .
Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me before. Which is why I've embarked on a writing career. I mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance?
Leave it to me to wind up in a group of porno writing grannies who discuss sex toys and apple cobbler in the same breath. Also leave it to me to leak an outlandish plot idea to a bestselling author with the morals of a rabid squirrel. And only I could get arrested for a jewelry heist I didn't commit—by a hunky cop whose handcuffs just might tempt me to sign up for a life of crime. Maybe I've found my calling after all . . .
"A zany over-the-top rompfest."—Lexi George, author of Demon Hunting with a Sexy Ex
"The most f*cked-up bag of wonderful crazy ever."—Dear Author
"If readers are in the mood for hilarious kinkiness woven through a fun romance, then this is the book to try."—Long and Short Reviews (4 stars)
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- ISBN: 9781601830623
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- ISBN: 9781601830623
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