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The Craigslist Murders

Who's Killing Manhattan's Trophy Wives?

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“A brilliantly prophetic and modern tale of the macabre . . . A novel that roars across the intersection of Bret Easton Ellis’s American Psycho and Tom Wolfe’s The Bonfire of the Vanities.”
—James Wolcott, Vanity Fair columnist
Unleashing the pent-up fury most Americans feel over the financial crisis, Brenda Cullerton’s wickedly riotous tale of an interior “desecrator” turned murderess is a flaming arrow into the dark heart of Manhattan’s filthy rich.
Working on New York’s Upper East Side for phenomenally rich and frighteningly skinny women who are suffering from BBS (Birkin Bag Syndrome—a muscle ailment due to carrying heavy pocketbooks) has driven interior designer Charlotte Wolfe mad. It seems to her that the insatiable pursuit of luxury breeds monsters. She gets even angrier when she begins to encounter the same thing over and over again: these women are so cheap they go on Craigslist to sell things their husband kept from wife number one.
As the financial crisis escalates and Charlotte’s own resources dwindle, her rage leads her to not only bite the well-manicured hands that feed her, but to do something more—to really clean house. A razor-sharp satire that’s both laugh-out-loud funny and edge-of-your-seat suspenseful, The Craigslist Murders will inspire readers to cheer an unlikely heroine, whose nightmares are the stuff of a poor person’s dreams.
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    • Kirkus

      March 1, 2011

      Chic interior designer vents her frustrations by bumping off wealthy women she stalks online.

      A talented and savvy decorator to the über-rich, Charlotte Wolfe knows better than anyone that her success has come with a hefty price to her soul. Her venal, shallow clients think nothing of spending $300,000 on a swimming pool, but violently berate their terrified staff over using one of their $10,000 toilets. Tired of being an enabler to their luxe and pointless (in her eyes) lifestyle, she takes it upon herself to thin the herd a bit. Her chosen technique is to find a rich lady selling a ludicrously expensive item on Craigslist, get into her Manhattan apartment and bludgeon her to death with a fireplace poker she keeps hidden in a rolled-up yoga mat. Using a fake identity to cover her tracks, Charlotte rationalizes that she is actually putting these miserable creatures out of their misery. But as her secret activities start to bleed over into her regular life, she comes to recognize that her rage is rooted in an unhappy upbringing. Her social-climber mother's cruelty did a number on young Charlotte's self-esteem, and the tragic death of her baby sister pulled her even deeper toward her darkest impulses. Her carefully constructed façade is further threatened by a growing attraction to her client Pavel, a mysterious Russian businessman who is himself no stranger to violence. But can she trust him? Wickedly topical, with a fully developed and sympathetic protagonist, Cullerton's debut novel abounds with juicy details about Charlotte's exclusive world. 

      Satirical take on modern class warfare with a memorable femme fatale.

      (COPYRIGHT (2011) KIRKUS REVIEWS/NIELSEN BUSINESS MEDIA, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.)

    • Library Journal

      May 1, 2011

      In her thirties, single, beautiful, and stylish Charlotte Wolfe is not your ordinary interior designer. Her clientele consists entirely of the upper echelon of Manhattan's Upper East Side. She satisfies their pre-financial crisis need for envy-inducing extravagances by dealing exclusively with sumptuous materials, rare fixtures, high-end appliances, and custom-milled or costly antique furniture. Most unusual, however, is her secondary calling as a serial murderer of a specific type of woman whom Charlotte finds all too appallingly common among the stupendously rich: the petty, rancorous, clueless, narcissistic trophy wife. She considers them monsters and believes her role to be executioner. Rather than bite the hands that feed her, however, Charlotte saves her fireplace poker for those who aim to sell their most pretentious possessions via Craigslist. The mystery in this tale of multiple murders is not who did it, but why and whether this intelligent, gifted culprit will be exposed. VERDICT This suspenseful romp for mystery lovers offers an informed peek inside the magnificent homes and lives of New York socialites, illuminating instruction on the finer things of life, and an absorbing character study of a darkly engaging murderess.--Sheila Riley, Smithsonian Inst. Libs., Washington, DC

      Copyright 2011 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • Kirkus

      March 1, 2011

      Chic interior designer vents her frustrations by bumping off wealthy women she stalks online.

      A talented and savvy decorator to the �ber-rich, Charlotte Wolfe knows better than anyone that her success has come with a hefty price to her soul. Her venal, shallow clients think nothing of spending $300,000 on a swimming pool, but violently berate their terrified staff over using one of their $10,000 toilets. Tired of being an enabler to their luxe and pointless (in her eyes) lifestyle, she takes it upon herself to thin the herd a bit. Her chosen technique is to find a rich lady selling a ludicrously expensive item on Craigslist, get into her Manhattan apartment and bludgeon her to death with a fireplace poker she keeps hidden in a rolled-up yoga mat. Using a fake identity to cover her tracks, Charlotte rationalizes that she is actually putting these miserable creatures out of their misery. But as her secret activities start to bleed over into her regular life, she comes to recognize that her rage is rooted in an unhappy upbringing. Her social-climber mother's cruelty did a number on young Charlotte's self-esteem, and the tragic death of her baby sister pulled her even deeper toward her darkest impulses. Her carefully constructed fa�ade is further threatened by a growing attraction to her client Pavel, a mysterious Russian businessman who is himself no stranger to violence. But can she trust him? Wickedly topical, with a fully developed and sympathetic protagonist, Cullerton's debut novel abounds with juicy details about Charlotte's exclusive world.

      Satirical take on modern class warfare with a memorable femme fatale.

      (COPYRIGHT (2011) KIRKUS REVIEWS/NIELSEN BUSINESS MEDIA, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.)

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